Topic: Recruiting propoganda

[cronish]

We all know the drill, the B-ball coach puts in one announcement, "B-ball meeting tomorrow"   75 kids show up the next day to the meeting.   As wrestling coaches, we have to work a little harder.  I am posting the emails I used to generate excitement for my meeting.   Don't know if they work, but they make me smile.


Black Eyes and Bloody Noses

Do you find yourself arriving late to school to avoid kids that might pick on you?

Do you hang out with the teachers after class to avoid meeting students in the hallway?

Is your life a series of black eyes and bloody noses connected by a series of ill encounters with every bully this side of K-mart?

If so, join the people who joined the wrestling team, we will work with you and turn you into a mean, lean, fighting Machine!!   Our wrestling team is a family pack of wild wolves that will have your back in worst scrapes with the ugliest of villains.   We don’t shy from blood; we are attracted to it like great white sharks!!!  Our team can be the family you never had as a kid growing up.

Seriously, wrestling is a sport where you will compete against kids your own size, and you will be separated from them by your own desire to achieve.   We will teach you the fundamentals of the sport and give you the conditioning to compete, and then we will be there to support you every time you step on the mat. 

There will be a meeting at Ranger Time on Monday in Mr. Ronish’s room for anyone interested in being a part of the 2011-2012 Ranger Wrestling Team.   

[cronish]

Number 2
My Coach Sucks

Are you tired of your coach holding you back?

Are you frustrated with your coach’s inability to see the talent you have even though your girlfriend, your mom, and your AAU Coach all point out to you every time you play?

Do you feel your best years slipping away as you ride the pine watching your team compete against the best players in the region?

Maybe it is time for you to take your athletic career into your own hands and Step on to the Mat!!!  With Hill City Ranger Wrestling,  you can smack your coach in the face, and tie him up into a pretzel, and everyone will cheer!!!    You will get to compete in every tournament and match where your playing time is controlled by your ability and your opponents!!!   In Most tournaments, you will have a chance to wrestle the best kid in the tournament in the very first match!!!!  No riding the pine here,  Some wrestlers get over 50 matches in during a season!!!!

There will be a meeting for all people interested in being a part of Ranger Wrestling on Monday during Rangertime. 

Remember,  in our sport, we attack our opponent when the whistle blows!!!

[cronish]

Scary Movies

Do you know who is the least likely character to be killed in a teen horror movie?   

The Wrestler…   Because the Monster knows that the wrestler is going to go to practice the next day,  and many times, that is much worse than death!!!
Besides,  Wrestlers are kind of gamey and tough and don’t make good eating, and if a zombie is looking for brains,  Not a good choice.

Wrestling meeting today at ranger time in Mr. Ronish’s room.

[freestylefan]

Number 2
My Coach Sucks

Are you tired of your coach holding you back?

Are you frustrated with your coach’s inability to see the talent you have even though your girlfriend, your mom, and your AAU Coach all point out to you every time you play?

Do you feel your best years slipping away as you ride the pine watching your team compete against the best players in the region?

Maybe it is time for you to take your athletic career into your own hands and Step on to the Mat!!!  With Hill City Ranger Wrestling,  you can smack your coach in the face, and tie him up into a pretzel, and everyone will cheer!!!    You will get to compete in every tournament and match where your playing time is controlled by your ability and your opponents!!!   In Most tournaments, you will have a chance to wrestle the best kid in the tournament in the very first match!!!!  No riding the pine here,  Some wrestlers get over 50 matches in during a season!!!!

There will be a meeting for all people interested in being a part of Ranger Wrestling on Monday during Rangertime. 

Remember,  in our sport, we attack our opponent when the whistle blows!!!

  My daugher did something very close to this one when she was a manager for the wrestling team. Needless to say the basket ball coach and school administators were not neerly as impressed as I was.

[2legs]

That should rake em' in!     I like "My Coach Sucks" 2.